How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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