Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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