just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
im on a boat
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