i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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