Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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