i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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