how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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