im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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