i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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