Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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