just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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