Quick, to the slutcave!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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