I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
no, he came in my armpit
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
