I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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