yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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