You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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