...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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