We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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