C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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