so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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