I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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