I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Randomize
