i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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