I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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