Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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