My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And then my night got REAL pukey
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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