Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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