if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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