People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
tell me about the eggs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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