i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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