I think my vagina is haunted
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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