oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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