Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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