His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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