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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.

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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.

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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"

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(651): View more from Minnesota

drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed

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(720): View more from Colorado

Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games

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