Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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