C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
this boner is exhausting
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So much Jack, so little girl.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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