i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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