I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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