her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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