They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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