Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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