great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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