I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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