What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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