I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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