i think my tv is drunk
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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