I think i sorta joined a cult last night
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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