I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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