11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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